Minciuni!

Minciuna are picioare scurte...dar frumoase!
[via toateblogurile.ro]

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Freaky poem

You have eyes but you can't see
You have ears but you can't hear
You have nose but you can't smell
You have heart but you can't feel

Not the same as used to be
This should be a poetry
Not the world, that you may see
Is a world only for me

Where my role is not defined
As my wish the choise is mine
Glow is not the perfect beauty
Take you there is not my duty

You are here but you don't know
Your dream is making you flow
Hanging like a memory
Not the same as used to be

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Reclama cu Ana

Original [reclama Cosmote "ia-ti prietenii oriunde"]:

Prieten1 - Eu ma duc la prima intalnire cu Ana! Tu ce faci azi?
Prieten2 - Vin cu tine d'oh, de parca n-ai sti!

Varianta Mircea Badea:

Prieten1 - Eu ma duc la prima intalnire cu Ana! Tu ce faci azi?
Prieten2 - Uite eu o frec pe Ana inainte sa se intalneasca cu tine.

=))

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De vanzare

Vand Generator de nervi "AxelandraIPA2009" - E foarte eficient si performant. In 30 de secunde te face sa scoti sute de ÎPM (injuraturi per minut). Se alimenteaza foarte usor cu...putina atentie.

Ofer bonus, atasat, Generator de bancuriseci "Jimmy007" (prezinta defectiune minora, uneori blocandu-se pe "on")

Cumpara cineva?

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